I'm a nerd who likes cats, art, and bad jokes
Why is this sooo relevant
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Serval see, serval do.
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Confectioner Lauren Ko takes pie baking to another level -
fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan:
Make a Vampire character who’s lived through several waves of the common language’s development and can’t let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras.
So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess
… can i use that phrase irl?
Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age internet lingo like all the time.
Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you’re toss’d with. Chill already, you’re not valid.You are an unrighteous, bastardly gullion. Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too.
I love the idea of a vampire who’s language travels back in time as they get pissed.
I grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito
Reading these is like literary whiplash
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On wednesdays we wear pink.
Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters
Who else can’t wait for Halloween?
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incorrigible.
Inquisitor: What are you looking at?
Iron Bull, taking a Buzzfeed quiz to find out what holiday candle scent he is: Porn.
It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, since he’s both the green lantern and deadpool…
what the fuck kind of mutant ass pun bullshit is this
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✨girl power✨
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